The CWCville Tales Episode 7 - The Saboteur

In the general’s office, Chris is hanging on a wall while the General is shooting Chris with a BB gun.

“Now I’m gonna ask this one more time!” The General barked at Chris “What do you not do?”

Chris moaned and replied “I don’t get in a naked fight with the president and bankrupt the agency.”

“Good” The General says as he releases Chris from the wall.

Chris sighs “So does this mean I’m off the operation then?”

The General pauses “No, I still think you can be useful.”

Chris seems confused “Are you sure? Because I’m starting to doubt myself now.”

The General stands and walks towards Chris “Look, I understand you’re worried but you need to stay confident and always remember your goals.”

“OK” Chris stuttered. “What are my goals again?”

The General sighed “To save the world from trolling?”

Chris moaned “Yeah kinda, what else?”

“To get a sex change, the cure for autism and a shitload of money?” The General said, irritated.

Chris smiled “That’s what I wanted!”

“Anyway, it’s time I reveal your next task.” The General says. “There is someone working in the agency who is leaking information to the White House.”

“Oh spin my nipple, that’s a problem!” Chris chirped.

“Yes, therefore we need someone to find the culprit and take them out.” The General informs Chris.

Chris pauses “OK. Where do I take them out to?”

The General sighs “I don’t mean take them somewhere, I mean... kill them.”

Chris seems startled “Oh no. I don’t do that. Killing is not good.”

The General seems annoyed again “Chris, it’s your duty to do what I tell you!”

Chris turns away “Well I’m sorry, but I have my principles and self respect.”

The General dangles a $20 bill in front of Chris.

“I’ll do it.” Chris says instantly “Where do I start?”

The General hands Chris a file “All I want you to do is interview every single agent about the situation. I mean no-one can mess this mission up. Not even you” he said with a chuckle.

Chris laughs nervously.

Later on, Chris is hanging upside down in a torture chamber with the General smacking him with a whip.

“Why did you do it?” The General barked.

Chris whimpered “I’m sorry! I thought it was the best solution!”

“We had 50 agents and your plan to stop the leaking was to kill each one of them with a fucking Uzi!?” The General snarled.

Attempting to cover his tracks, Chris replied “Well... well technically there won’t be a leak anymore.

The General smacked Chris again “There was no leak! The whole thing was a training exercise!”

Chris sighed “Well, you’ve only got yourself to blame, haven’t you?

The General started laughing “Oh... it’s funny. I gave you so much hope when you started, thinking you were the one to save us. Which one of us is the real retard?”

“Do you actually want me to answer that?” Chris said.

The General walked away “Sorry Chris... I think we need to take a break.

Without saying a word, the General walked over to a button on the wall and pressed it. Chris’s chair flew into the air, crashing through the roof and landing on the outskirts of CWCville.

Chris stood up and said “Well, maybe is the place I need to be.”

As Chris steps back into CWCville a group of people see him entering and immediately jump off a cliff.

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